Here are a few headline ideas Fox News probably passed on in favor of the very classy “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs”

All The President’s Minstrels

Russell Simmons’ Def Commander-In-Chief Jam

Happy Birfday, Mr. President

The Barack Panther Party

N***ers With White House Access

Barackid ‘N Play’s Non-White House Party 2

Rappers Present Instead of Wrapped Presents For President

Free Gin ‘N Juice for All at the Ghetto-Blastin’ Barack Party

More Like The HOVA-L Office

Boyz N tha Hood N tha Lincoln Bedroom

Obama Asks House of Pain to Vote on Raising the Roof