I don’t know who this Futon Critic is (it’s a mystery, like Gossip Girl) but he/she is right on the money. This week, after a battery of terrifying network screen-tests, I got cast in the new Tom Lennon/Ben Garant NBC sitcom pilot. Life is feeling like Christmas Eve right now. Whatever the outcome, it’s going to be an adventure, and I can’t wait to get started.
Also, if any of you have time over the next three weeks to teach me how to act, I would really appreciate it.