December 17, 2009
Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal

If I were better at the Internet, I would have thought of this.

(via stephenfalk)

Coco Officially Running Out of Ways To Show Us Her Giant Bottom.

Coco Officially Running Out of Ways To Show Us Her Giant Bottom.

December 16, 2009
How was I the last to find out that Gabe Delahaye is doing an off-off Broadway play with Danny Glover?

How was I the last to find out that Gabe Delahaye is doing an off-off Broadway play with Danny Glover?

The 10 Most Important Things About the Last Decade

10. New kinds of chips.

9. Not as many people named Randy.

8. The Grateful Dead.

7. JD Salinger still didn’t write anything else.

6. Evite humor.

5. All the news that happened.

4. Smoked paprika.

3. Tevas, with and without socks.

2. Ultra Lights.

1. Bill Gates invented computers.

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A beard don’t make you a man.