December 2010
31 posts
Watchfimoculous:
“What is one quality you find irresistible in the opposite sex?”
Okay. Yes.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES.
Watchbajillionhits:
Bajillion Hits on the Urly Show
I recently sat down to tape this pretty cool podcast/video interview with heavy-hitting viral bloggers Eliot Glazer and Kelly Reeves of America Online’s Urlesque. I drop a RIDICULOUS amount of strat on these two, and the interview clocks in at a lean 30 minutes. Basically what we’re dealing with here is a Christmas Miracle.
So I recommend getting...
'Twas The Internet Before Christmas
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(A Social Media Powerpoem)
Twas the Internet before Christmas, when all through the tubes Not a website was stirring, not even social media gurus’ The bloggers were drunk on ironic Four Lokos and list-hits In hopes that Christmas vacation finally meant they could quit The iPads were nestled all snug on their docks While visions of checking them danced through our thoughts And...
The Only Buzzwords You Need To Know For Landing A...
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According to this new report, the following job-hunting phrases are vastly over-used on LinkedIn: Innovative, Extensive Experience, Results-Oriented, Dynamic, Proven Track Record, Team Player, Fast-Paced, Problem Solver and Entrepreneurial.
Well I don’t need any fancy data visualizations to tell you those buzzwords were so Last Year.0, but what I CAN offer you is the definitive...
15 Brand Names For Egg Nog Energy Drinks, Which...
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Christmas can be pretty exhausting, which is why I can’t believe yet another holiday season is upon us and STILL no one has thought to create Egg Nog Energy Drinks. I think there’s a huge missed market opportunity here.
I’m too busy winning The Whole Internet™ to create these high-powered seasonal treats myself, but in the spirit of holiday giving, here are 15 brand name ideas I...
Damn
Falk already beat me to it.
http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/2178434886/im-done-shopping-for-mom
Should have known he had the Glendale Americana Barnes & Noble joke beat good and covered.
'FUNATICAL' Comedy Launches in LA and Addresses...
[PRESSWIRE] Los Angeles, CA, December 9, 2010: “FUNATICAL: Taking Comedy to the Extreme,” launches in Los Angeles today at the World Famous Comedy Store.
Featuring an impressive comedian lineup, the tour will aim to unify Americans, by poking fun at the very stereotypes that have divided some Americans in a post 9/11 world. What makes this initiative unique is that it includes a...
WikiLeaked Santa Secrets
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As you’ve undoubtedly noticed, WikiLeaks are everywhere, spilled all over the Internet. And since WikiLeaks are driving SO MANY HITS, “WikiLeaking Stuff” has emerged as the hottest social media strat on the net right now.
So it is in this spirit (and the Holiday Spirit) that I am proud to announce my bold and courageous decision to defy the wishes of countless nations and...
WatchI’ve been explaining lots of stuff on VYou, such as why people find me strangely attractive, and many more burning questions you’ve probably been wrestling with.
The 2010 Strattys
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It’s been a big year in the Stratosphere. Lots of great strat, a few paradigm shifts, and tons of really cool deals. But who totally tied 2010 up in a pretty red bow and won the whole year?
After tapping into our leading network of influencers, tastemakers, Twitter trainers, strat gurus, social media scientists and reblog champions, we’ve put together the definitive,...
“I go to school with all these Latino kids from like East LA and they’re...”
– Some hipster sitting at the next table in this Silverlake Pho shop
Dear People On the Internet Who Do "Party...
…stop pretending like your being at some shitty event is an act of heroism.
Whatever is happening, it’s not ‘crazy’ or ‘ridiculous’ or ‘a clusterfucky nightmare’ or whatever, so you don’t have to be so eye-rolly about everything. Just drink your free drinks and try to stagger through the Holiday Party Season without disgracing yourself too...
How To Survive A Tumblocalypse
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After a harrowing 24 hours of fear, darkness and chaos, Tumblr appears to be working again. And while we are still tallying survival rates, sanity has at least been temporarily restored to the Internet (but before you continue reading this, I suggest taking a minute to make sure all of your Likes, Followers and Reblogs are secure).
Yesterday I took to Twitter to try to help...
WatchInternet, why didn’t you tell me about this 13-minute epic masterpiece of unintentional hilarity by 30 Seconds to Mars?
Jared Leto gives us a goth “Trapped In the Closet” and we’re just going to IGNORE it?
Das Racist Gives Maybe the Best Interviews. →
Why is your group called Das Racist?
Suri: ‘Das racist!” is something we would yell at the television when something racially insensitive would pop up in an ad or on a TV show, which is basically a longer ad.
What are television shows ads for?
Vazquez: Ads. Television shows are ads for ads.
Do you see your work as a critique of white America?
Suri: I think it is solely a critique of John...
The Best of VYou
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Some of our favorite responses from the last 24 hours on VYou: Alex Blagg : Why do you use VYou? Steve Agee: Do you like Tom Green? James Sims: What Broadway show should I see? Marissa A. Ross: FB or Twitter? Which one dies first? chuck mccarthy: Sing a song about flowers in the springtime. HackerHaus: Who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and 42?
In which I share the tale...
BajillionHits.Biz on The Sound of Young America
I recently had the chance to visit one of my all-time favorite podcasts, The Sound of Young America, to talk to my old pal (and America’s radio sweetheart) Jesse Thorn about how he can jack his strat using the techniques and principles found at BajillionHits.Biz.
His team put together a real nice powerblast of next-lev Internet info that you can listen to here, or better yet, go...
20 Ways We Can Use Social Media To Exploit Aliens...
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Today NASA matter-of-factly announced that they found evidence of living matter completely alien to life on Earth. The implications of this discovery are enormous for a pretty obvious reason: it represents the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe, which means AN ENTIRE GALAXY OF UNTAPPED CONSUMERS TO WHOM WE CAN MARKET OUR BRANDS! (Or it could mean bloody...
