January 2012
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More Wacky Facial Hair Month Ideas
Janu-wear a Goatee
Febu-Manchu
Mar-Chinbeard
April-ly Big Chinbeard
May-be I’ll Have a Hitler Mustache
June-ibrow
Jul-I Miss My Hitler Mustache
Augu-Still Just Gonna Keep Rockin’ This Sweet-Ass Hitler Stache
Soulpatch-tember
Muttonchop-tober
Mo-vember (Hitler Stache Optional)
Decem-Burt Reynolds
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How To Talk About the Weather In Los Angeles
With Actors… “Wow, it’s like REALLY sunny in LA.”
With Showbiz Execs… “There’s a lot of sunshine here, but we think people would like it to be even more sunny.”
With Writers… “We get it, it’s sunny in LA. Sunshine is so hack.”
With Producers… “Okay, but we don’t have the budget to CGI in some clouds, so...
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“Stupid people are everywhere! I hate to say that but it’s true are people...”
– Guy I Went to Junior High With, On Facebook
December 2011
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The Year's Best Humor Writing 2011 →
splitsider:
I’m a firm believer that Becca O’Neal, editor of The Humor Section at Splitsider, is the most well-read editor of humor writing anywhere, and this year’s edition of her guide to the best of the best proves why. Comprehensively researched and lovingly selected, it’s the ultimate place to find something funny to read. Tons to bookmark/add to Instapaper in here!
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The 2011 Kardashian Family Kristmas Letter
To Our Dearest Publicists (and Family and Friends),
My, what a year it has been for the Kardashian Klan! Our family was blessed with many great magazine profiles and endorsement deals, but we certainly also faced our fair share of setbacks and bad press as well. But we are so greatfull for everything, because our lives remain so full of greatness.
So what’s been happening with us this...
“I’m not an athiest. I think god is there and that he is watching and he...”
– Louis CK, in his Reddit IAMA, which you should be reading
November 2011
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Watch“Drive-Thru” (official movie trailer)
It’s like “Drive”, except more delicious.
(dir. by Matthew Michaud, co-starring saraliz, edited by Terry Huynh)
VICE is hiring a new social media specialist.
vicemag:
If you’re good at the internet and want to come work with the VICE tumblr/facebook/twitter team, apply here.
I would kill to have a look at the inbox for these applications.
October 2011
13 posts
“Steve’s final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times.
...”
– A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs
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WatchOne of the coolest living statues I’ve ever seen. Didn’t so much as twitch for the 10+ minutes I watched him. (Park Güell, Barcelona.)
An Open Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone →
mrscottdavis:
chamberlain:
bizarrozero:
Dear Trey and Matt,
I’m a longtime, devoted fan of South Park, right from the start. Your work is truly inspired. In turn, I’ve been inspired with a great idea I’d like to share with you!
Boy, I wish my writing was better; wittier, more persuasive. However, I’ve got cancer and it’s totally affecting my art.
Yep, I’ve got cancer. Rectal cancer...
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My First Computer Was a Macintosh
Steve Jobs is dead, and while he’s already been memorialized by minds far greater and more important than my own, his passing has really made me think about the impact a single man can have on this world, and on an individual life within it.
My mom brought home our first family computer, a Macintosh, when I was about 8 years old. I’m sure that I must have seen other computers by this...
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September 2011
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Megan Amram: Anniversary →
meganamram:
One year ago today, I got in the driver’s seat of a car that my mother paid for and gave me and drove from Portland, Oregon to Los Angeles, California to (at most) flourish and (at least) not die. Ten years ago today, some normal-sized people hijacked some normal-sized planes and flew them into…
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WatchJon Daly IS… Ticklish Cage.
This is the best.
