Internet, your surprises never cease to delight me.
(via)
The Christmas Spirit. (Taken with instagram)
Janu-wear a Goatee
Febu-Manchu
Mar-Chinbeard
April-ly Big Chinbeard
May-be I’ll Have a Hitler Mustache
June-ibrow
Jul-I Miss My Hitler Mustache
Augu-Still Just Gonna Keep Rockin’ This Sweet-Ass Hitler Stache
Soulpatch-tember
Muttonchop-tober
Mo-vember (Hitler Stache Optional)
Decem-Burt Reynolds
With Actors… “Wow, it’s like REALLY sunny in LA.”
With Showbiz Execs… “There’s a lot of sunshine here, but we think people would like it to be even more sunny.”
With Writers… “We get it, it’s sunny in LA. Sunshine is so hack.”
With Producers… “Okay, but we don’t have the budget to CGI in some clouds, so stop being so precious and figure it out.”
With Agents… “Everyone really seems to be into the sunniness. The sunshine is great. We’ve always loved sunny. Rain can be cool too, though. Also snow. I love snowboarding. Hey I gotta jump on another call.”
With Directors… “Check out my time-lapse Vimeo of the sunshine fading to sunset with palm trees silhouetted in the foreground.”
With Bloggers… “I hate going outside, too.”
Thx for the recs, Joe!
—Guy I Went to Junior High With, On Facebook
I’m a firm believer that Becca O’Neal, editor of The Humor Section at Splitsider, is the most well-read editor of humor writing anywhere, and this year’s edition of her guide to the best of the best proves why. Comprehensively researched and lovingly selected, it’s the ultimate place to find something funny to read. Tons to bookmark/add to Instapaper in here!
